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Well guys its that time of year again. off to feed the homeless and those less fortunete . looks like we have close to 800 + this year. its a great blessing to help out. lots of freinds look forward to this ministry .and the payoff is to just see a smile on these folks face when they have an awesome meal . got lots of donations of home cooked pies and turkeys from lots of freinds and family . the wife does a great job with the face book . its fun to see how much people love to get involved . any how guys . may the lord bless you and keep you may his face shine upon you and give you and your familys peace grace and much love . enjoy your thanksgiving . YOUR FREIND BP! HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!!!

"Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine"

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you...

Rich Girl Buys the New Automatic BMW X6 Sport

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night it just won't move at all. She tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. She then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they send out a technician to her, the technician asks: Madam, are you sure you are using the right gears?? Full of anger Blonde replies: You foolish Idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night...

Bike won't start!! The engine turns over but won't start. Not sure if my proceedures are sound but I tried it anyway:
I pulled the spark plugs, reconnected the wires and tried to start the bike but did not see any sparking on either plug. Where do I go from here? Also, I have been experiencing intermittent problem with my speedo. It will go blank, as if no power,then light up again. I replaced the speed sensor but the problem persists. Any advice?
Danny

I think these guys need to find something else to do with their time.
Global Golf Post - November 5, 2012