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Well, the wife left me unsupervised again, and I got to looking at my bike and all the parts hanging around the garage. I had powdercoated the original rear fender, and the aftermarket front fender matte black some time ago, and the original tanks were already Kandy Tangerine from the last time I got bored. So I put the two together and this is what I came up with...

Damn...Nothing like getting kicked when your down...Got some nice new wet snow...The trees are sagging...Really cold and many people still without power or a place to stray...A lot of the work has come to a stand still...Sux...

I can't help but think God is punishing the northeast for voting for that worthless piece of manure with this winter storm on top of Sandy. 60mph winds, wet snow on top of bandaided electric wires, tidal surge re-flooding the liberal 'hoods, yep, I bet thats the reason.

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings . The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So our illustrious President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,

That would be a tragedy.."

"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call a great...

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