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The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules'
From the female side
Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!

Please note.. These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to...

Sorry it took so long to post this, boys - it happened last Saturday. About a dozen of us locals met at Tattoo's shop and rode in the rain to the clubhouse, which ended on a muddy road. We were way out in the sticks. It was more of a private party than anything else. Ate some corn on the cob and shrimp and drank a few beers. There were some Hells Angels in attendance. Overall, not the most friendly crowd. The oldest bikes there were mine and Tattoo's plus a mid 70s Ironhead. I was surprised to discover that all of the bikes there were baggers. I had expected to see some chops and bobs.

We stayed a couple hours and 7 of us rode back together. It had dried out by then and it was a fun ride with me bringing up the tail end of the riders most of the way. The sun was setting and...

Couple of friends stopped by for the RNC show, cooked up a batch of wings on the Traeger, hickory smoked with McCormmicks Applewood seasoning, bombay gin, cigars and protection

On the Grill



Ready to eat

Today Maddog and I rode in Big foot country. We rode past the Ape Caves (been in them before) on the back side of MT Saint Helen's. These pics were all taken with my lolly IPhone camera. These creeks were just beautiful and when the Salmon and the Steel Head are running you would see them jumping the falls. The pics of the tops of the trees is where previous lighting strikes hit them, pretty cool looking and wild country. Just a beautiful ride today.



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