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Need some music in the garage or in the back yard. Or when you go to the lake to Play your Ipod or Iphone,
Got a buddy that got one of these from Walley World. It last 12 hours. Sounded great.

ION Tailgater Ultra-portable Sound System for iP... : Target


Ion Tailgater | MegaGadgets - YouTube

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be...

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 5:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14....

Jesus is watching

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player
to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked
the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he
pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for
the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to...

The Aging Process

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?"
"I'm four and a half." You're never 36 and a half.... you're four and a half going on 5
You get into your teens - now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16." You could be 12 but you're gonna be 16, eventually.
Then the great day of your life - you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony, You
BECOME 21....Yes!!
Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk.
He TURNED - we had to throw him out. What's wrong? What changed?
You BECOME 21 but you TURN 30.
Then you're PUSHING...