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This is so true...


TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND......

We left the house and rode over to New Waverly and ate breakfast at the Waverly House resturant. Good Food.
Then rode up I45 yo OSR and rode down to Normangee, and just south of there we needed some gas so we stopped at a Service Station.
Really liked the price of the gas.

But the pumps had locks on them.

Well...got up at 0700 hrs Friday morning, hit the road at 0730 hrs. Fog as dense as anything I've ever seen. Couldn't see 10 feet in front of me and that was on the interstate. That was spooky. It did finally burn off by about 0915 hrs.

First leg of the ride is a 10 mile stretch of country road to the interstate. Then its 60 miles on I-89 to I-93 for 10 miles to I-293 for a couple then to Everett TPK for about 35-40 miles, then 495 for 40 miles to I-290 for 30 miles to state rt 146 for 15 miles and back to country roads to my moms house.

The trip toook me thru Concord and Manchester,NH, then the out skirts of Boston and finally thru Worcester,MA. Other then the fog the ride in took 3 1/2 hours instead of the normal 3 hours because of the fog. Traffic was moderate to heavy thru...

I gave it up years ago...Jacque likes to camp at Days Inn, Holiday Inn, Quality Inn and so on...


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