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Last Sunday, hit an oil slick going around a curve. laid her over after the back tire came out from under me. fortunantly the bike got more road rash than i did. insurance adjuster is comming monday, i have full coverage. any advise with dealing with these rats

Hi Guy,s, Just acquired an 81 Honda CB900 Custom...cheap....what can you tell me about the "pros,and cons"....

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

Got up a little late, drank a cup of coffee.
I had changed the oil in the bike and changed the map in the Thunder-Max
Wanted to take it out this Mornin for breakfast .
Went to Whataburger for a chicken biscuit
Sat and was talkin to some old farts I knew
One mentioned did you go see the steam engine ?
Huh
They told me about it, I jumped on the bike and went up the street
It was blocking Hiway 190 in Livingston,Tx for folks to see
It was a workin Union Pacific 1944 Steam engine
It was totally Awsum
What else can I say
I started shaking walkin by it
When they Blew the Horn I was trying to cover my ears
Man Please it was Loud
I really shook then
Hope you enjoy

I am truly perplexed that so many people are against a mosque being
built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American
to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be ***,
and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door
should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to
that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq o' Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins with short burkas in the
window modeling the...